June 2013
I have two emotions
- swaggy
- not swaggy
WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE
DO IT FOR AMERICA
DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.
AMERICA
PAPRIKAS.
theres a hot boy that i see in the halls at school sometimes but today i learned that his name is nigel and suddenly he is not as hot anymore
- reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
- trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
some one photoshop taylor swift behind him please
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
goddamnit.
Welcome to the English Language, enjoy your stay
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this
- me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
First Time
Jonas Brothers
New Jonas Brothers song reminds me of Death Cab or Mae for some reason. Maybe because it makes me feel like I’m 15.
is there actually sims fanfiction
like
how do you dialogue?????
She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,
“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”
He will never look at her in the same way again.
